Introducing Ali “The Diaper Dribbler”! This new dad doesn’t just shoot hoops; he shoots dirty looks at anyone who dares mess with his kid’s nap schedule. With a jump shot smoother than baby lotion and nerves more jittery than a parent leaving their child with a babysitter for the first time, Ali brings a whole new meaning to the term “ballin’ under pressure.” Catch him on the court dodging defenders like he dodges dirty diapers, and remember, this dad’s got game… and a serious case of dad reflexes!
Friday Night Lights
| Season | Team | G | 2PM | 2PA | 3PM | 3PA | REB | AST | FTM | FTA | BLK | FGM | STL | TO | PF | FGA | FG% | 2PM/G | 2PA/G | 2P% | 3PM/G | 3PA/G | 3P% | FTM/G | FTA/G | FT% | RPG | APG | TPG | A/T | SPG | BPG | PPG | EFF |
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| Spring 2024 | Goon Squad | 6 | 5 | 17 | 3 | 9 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4.3 | 30.8 | 0.8 | 2.8 | 29.4 | 0.5 | 1.5 | 33.3 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0 | 1.5 | 0.3 | 0.7 | 0.5 | 0.3 | 0.0 | 3.2 | 28.3 |
